Erectlocution

Possibly; but there’s a part where, like, I’ve got tequila on my balls or whatever and some guy named Samson is tickling old ladies with his hair and I swear to God Almighty I’m just one beer into Thursday I swear.

You know that feeling you get when you think “What if Hamlet had decided to become Batman?” and then you think “Holy crap what an AWESOME IDEA!” and so you draw it and put it online for the whole world to see and then one week later — let me reiterate — ONE WEEK LATER you finally read Grant…